Saturday, August 19, 2006 ` Every Little Detail THAT POO POO REQUESTED ;;

ok, since SOMBODY wanted every little detail of the Singapore River trip, i shall tell you pretty little minions of THE MAID, MARIA!! MWHAAHAHH!!

first, we walked across to the bus stop opp of the schools side gate. there, me, jac and brenda did some carolling. and we had an audience, which were 3 female GESSIANS. but they were facing the other way, so i guess they werent really listening. but hey, they couldve been rejoicing at hearing our angelic voices sing!

so the bus came and inside the bus, me jac and brenda were conversing in a british accent. it was fun, and then we conversed in an indian accent. to my horror, when we were getting off the bus, i saw an indian man getting off to. oh well. you may view seans video of our conversation. we said fancy things like "top of the mornin' to ya!".

after that, we had a free lunch (courtesy of Ms Tan) and then set off for the Singapore River tour.

during the tour, we basically sang several kinds of songs, from "Thank you for the music" by Abba to "Doh Ray Me" from the Sound of Music. and of course, our WORLD FAMOUS christmas carols. when we reached the Lim Boon Keng plague, i took the honour of reading the WHOLE THING, complete with fancy brit accent!

then, we went to the esplanade library, where we rested our lazy buttocks and Stefferoo paid 3 cents a minute to use the computer there. no carolling, but me and brenda whispered a song by Nick Lachey, "Whats left of me". i even shouted softly for the chorus! if someone heard me, they wouldve been dancing away to the wonderful sound of my soft yelling.

after that, we spared ms tan the agony of spending 50 cents a head for ice cream, and walked past the shop, saying bye to the baby there. we also posed with the statue of sir stamford raffles, and did a news casting session in front of the fountain place where "crazy people were spotted that might've escaped from the crazy house" (see seans video for more info). we also pretended to be making a deal with some bronze chinese businessmen. they were quite rude, not moving at all, just posing there like we didnt exist. the nerve of them!

after that, we headed to Liang court (the place where i got my valued and loved Ranma 1/2 Original Japanese Comic Book Volume 38) and had tea at macdonalds, courtesy of Ms tan again. that is where sean posted at the blog. then, we went outside to the bus stop and went to browse at this magazine stand. the vendor lady who looked rather depressed, shouted at us in chinese, telling us to go away, saying that we were blocking her business. what business? when we left, 2 other men came to buy things from her. me and jac did another news session, you may view the video, then the bus came.

at the end of our trip, our singing and yodelling efforts were not wasted. ms tan smiled and thanked us for our entertainment. truly, monday group of people, sing songs and dance and you shall be rewarded with a good time, and a compliment!

and go with your family maid, TOO BAD IM THE ONLY ONE! HAH!!!
note: it was brenda who named me maria. honestly, i wouldve preffered something fancier, like "Estelle" or "Shakira" or "Razkalicious". but, now that i think of those names, Maria is definitely the one for me.

Sincerely,
Razz Master Razzy AKA Maria